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Think About This
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. It’s not an optical illusion. It just looks like one. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? What’s another word for thesaurus? Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. I just got lost in thought – it was unfamiliar territory. When the […]
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Alternative Word Definitions
coffee, (n.) the person upon whom one coughs. flabbergasted, (adj.) appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained. abdicate, (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. esplanade, (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk. willy-nilly, (adj.) impotent. negligent, (adj.) absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown. lymph, […]
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Little-Known Facts
Useless Little-Known Facts Don’t get mad, get even by teasing others with your knowledge of these little-known facts. A ‘jiffy’ is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable. ‘Stewardesses’ is the longest word that is typed with […]
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Quarantine Times
Dealing with social isolation Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month! Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last! Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew?? Day 4 – 8:00pm. Removed […]
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Complete Idiot Description List
Over 300 ways to describe a jerk: how cool is that?
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Hangover Symptoms
10 signs of having a hangover You’re convinced that chirping birds are Satan’s pets. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to “stay still.” Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint. You’d rather have a pencil jammed up your […]