Category: Lists

  • Why Mountain Bikes Are Better Than Men

    Why Mountain Bikes Are Better Than Men

    Mountain bikes don’t screw around. Mountain bikes don’t care if it’s that time of the month. Mountain bikes don’t have parents. Mountain bikes don’t whine unless something is wrong. Mountain bikes don’t care about professional sports. You can share your mountain bike with your friends. Mountain bikes don’t care how many other mountain bikes you’ve…

  • 14 Memorable Quotes By Sports Figures That Will Astonish You

    14 Memorable Quotes By Sports Figures That Will Astonish You

    Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M , recounting what he told a player who received four F’s and one D: “Son, looks to me like you’re spending too much time on one subject.” Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh : “I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.”…

  • 21 Little-Known Relatives of Vincent Van Gogh

    21 Little-Known Relatives of Vincent Van Gogh

    The Van Gogh family tree certainly had some really odd, but funny members. His obnoxious brotherPlease Gogh His dizzy auntVerti Gogh The brother who ate prunesGotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience storeStopn Gogh The grandfather from YugoslaviaUGogh The brother who bleached his clothes whiteHue Gogh The cousin from IllinoisChica Gogh His magician…

  • 11 Silly Blunders By Bank Robbers You Won’t Believe Really Happened

    11 Silly Blunders By Bank Robbers You Won’t Believe Really Happened

    According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are “unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,” committed by young male repeat offenders who apparently don’t know the first thing about their business. The following list of moronic moves was part of an amusing article titled “How Not to Rob a Bank,” by Tim Clark. Clark reported that despite the widespread…

  • 23 Daffynitions That Will Make You Laugh

    23 Daffynitions That Will Make You Laugh

    Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable \uh-voy’-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do. Baloney \buh-lo’-nee\: Where some hemlines fall Bernadette \burn’-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage Burglarize \bur’-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with Control \kon-trol’\: A short, ugly inmate Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers \: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets…

  • 28 Amusing Affirmations For Everyday Living

    28 Amusing Affirmations For Everyday Living

    I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good judgment. A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome, as a solution to the problem. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in…