Category: Lists
-
Funny Email Autoresponders
I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all. I will be…
-
You Might Have Wrong Secretary
12 signs the secretary you hired was wrong choice The wrong secretary has a hard time alphabetizing a bag of M&M’s. She doesn’t get the hang of Post-it Notes. You have to frequently scrape White-Out off her computer screen. At the board meeting for which she is recording the minutes, she stops the proceedings to…
-
25 Internet One-Line Jokes
Home is where you hang your @. The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks. Great groups from little icons grow. Speak softly and carry a cell phone. C: is the root of…
-
Modern American Proverbs
18 modern proverbs on life in America Money doesn’t bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places. Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.…
-
Just Plain Dumb
Some just plain dumb phrases If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called “Poles,” why aren’t people from Holland called “Holes? “When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?…
-
Material Safety Data Sheet For Women
What are women usually covered with? Why do women boil or freeze? What are women attracted to?