Category: Lists

  • 150 Shuffled Thoughts

    Something to think about while social distancing. A list long enough to share with your friends. Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they’re yours. Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one’s doubts. I wish I were telepathic. Not…

  • Happiness as immune booster

    Research suggests a link between happiness and immune strength, everything else being equal. “I’m pretty sure that laughter is not the best medicine. Nonetheless, the research consistently shows that happiness has impressive medical benefits. And these benefits include improvements to the immune system.” So while jokes alone won’t do the trick, having a positive attitude…

  • Different take on stay-at-home

    This is the first time in history we can save the human race by lying in front of the TV and doing nothing. Let’s not screw this up!!! Wow… bars, clubs and gyms all closed. My life is about to be exactly the same! Hey creative community! Just a reminder that Shakespeare was quarantined for…

  • 25 thoughts on being older

    ~Your kids are becoming you…and you don’t like them…but your grandchildren are perfect! ~Going out is good. Coming home is better! ~When people say “You look great”…and they add “for your age.” ~When you needed the discount you paid full price. Now you get discounts on everything…movies, hotels, flights, but you’re too tired to use…

  • Ten Ways to tell you’re old

    #1 – I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, “Are you having it catered?” And that, my friend, is the sad definition of “OLD”. #2 – Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,…

  • 28 Random Thoughts

    Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is…