This is the first time in history we can save the human race by lying in front of the TV and doing nothing. Let’s not screw this up!!!
Wow… bars, clubs and gyms all closed. My life is about to be exactly the same!
Hey creative community! Just a reminder that Shakespeare was quarantined for the plague when he wrote King Lear.
Also highly contagious is kindness, patience, love, enthusiasm, and a positive attitude. Don’t wait to catch it from others…be the carrier!
Remember when we thought we were going to have a bad week because of the time change, full moon, and Friday the 13th. We didn’t have a clue!
Definition of irony: gas under two dollars a gallon and no place to go…
Home schooling going well – two students suspended for fighting, one teacher fired for drinking on the job!
Maybe now society will realize we can make it without celebrities and professional sports… but we can’t make it without farmers and ranchers!
Your grandparents were called to war. You’re being called to sit on your couch. You can do this!
With March and April cancelled, the next holiday is Cinco De Mayo.