Category: Lists
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Hangover Symptoms
10 signs of having a hangover You’re convinced that chirping birds are Satan’s pets. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to “stay still.” Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint. You’d rather have a pencil jammed up your…
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Politics Explained
Politics doesn’t have to be complicated. Here are the different types with easy-to-understand examples. FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the…
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Brunette One-Liners
22 Reasons why brunettes are punchlines for jokes Counter punches by wronged brunettes are welcome What’s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?No one else wants it. Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners ?So brunettes can remember them. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?Invisible. What’s a brunette’s…
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10 Office Phrases
Ten common phrases used at the office which have double meanings. I need to whip it out by 5. Mind if I use your laptop? Just stick it in my box. If I have to lick one more, I’ll gag. I want it on my desk, NOW!!! HMMMMMMMM….I think it’s out of fluid. My equipment…
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22 Funny Signs
22 signs that will make you look twiceBesides that, they’re funny. PlumberWe repair what your husband fixed. Pizza shop slogan7 days without pizza makes one weak. Door of a plastic surgeons officeHello, can we pick your nose? Sign at the psychic’s HotlineDon’t call us, we’ll call you. At A Laundry ShopHow about we refund your…
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10 reasons not to Work From Home
Working From Home is great, until it isn’t. For all the pros, the WFH lifestyle also has some major cons. Here are 10 examples of work habits that don’t translate well at to working from home. 10 reasons not to work from home 1. Can’t use got stuck in traffic, train was late, car wouldn’t…