22 Funny Signs

funny store sign with dog

22 signs that will make you look twice
Besides that, they’re funny.

We repair what your husband fixed.

Pizza shop slogan
7 days without pizza makes one weak.

Door of a plastic surgeons office
Hello, can we pick your nose?

Sign at the psychic’s Hotline
Don’t call us, we’ll call you.

At A Laundry Shop
How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

At a Towing Company
We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.

On an Electricians truck
Let us remove your shorts.

On Maternity Room Door
Push, Push, Push.

On a Taxidermist’s window
We really know our stuff.

On a Butchers window
Let me meat your needs.

On a fence
Salesman Welcome, Dog food is expensive.

On a desk in a reception room
We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left.

In a Veterinarians waiting room
Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!

On the door of a Computer Store
Out for a quick byte.

In a Restaurant window
Don’t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.

In the front yard of a funeral home
Drive carefully, we’ll wait.

Outside a gas station
Ban pre-shredded cheese – Make America Grate Again

Outside a bar
Our fire pit – where friends and marshmallows get toasted together

In parking lot of amusement park
Voted best prices in town by some guys who likes to save money

Sign for car radiator repair shop
Best place in town to take a leak

Sidewalk sign for vacuum cleaners
Everything we have here sucks

Veterinarian’s parking lot
Neutering your pet makes them less nuts

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