Category: Lists
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15 examples of mean humor
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. I have plenty of talent and vision. I…
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Funny Marriage Quotes
The truth about marriage from these funny marriage quotes Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding…
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20 Funny differences between men and women
MATURITY: Females can function as adults. Most 17-year-old old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out. MAGAZINES: Men’s magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women’s magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body…
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25 practical jokes by idiots in a store
Some people never mature This list of 25 practical jokes should never be attempted in a store, but despite warnings, some idiots will do them. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. Set all the…
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16 silly warning or instruction labels found on consumer products
16 reasons to use a consumer product with care Only lawyers would put these warning or instruction labels on a consumer product. HAIRDRYER INSTRUCTIONS: Do not use while sleeping. ON A BAG OF FRITOS: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP: Directions: Use like regular soap.…
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16 notices that will make you laugh
You need to see these 16 notices to believe them. In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out Notice in a field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges Notice in a dry cleaner’s window: Anyone leaving their garments here…