15 examples of mean humor
- I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
- I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
- Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
- I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
- I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a damn.
- I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
- Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
- How about never? Is never good for you?
- I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
- It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I’m really quite busy.
- Are you a ray of sunshine every day?
- I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
- I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
- At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
- I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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