16 reasons to use a consumer product with care
Only lawyers would put these warning or instruction labels on a consumer product.
- HAIRDRYER INSTRUCTIONS:
Do not use while sleeping. - ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. - ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions: Use like regular soap. - ON A BOX OF FROZEN DINNER:
Serving suggestion: Defrost. - ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX:
fits one head - ON TESCO’S TIRIMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.) - ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
Product will be hot after heating - ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
Do not Iron clothes on body - ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE:
Do not drive car or operate machinery - ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
Warning: may cause drowsiness - ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning keep out of children - ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor use only - ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
Not to be used for the other use - ON SAINSBURY’S PEANUTS:
Warning: contains nuts - ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts - ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands