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16 notices that will make you laugh

disco nights notice

You need to see these 16 notices to believe them.
  1. In a Laundromat:
    Automatic washing machines:
    Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out
  2. Notice in a field:
    The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges
  3. Notice in a dry cleaner’s window:
    Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of
  4. Sign on motorway garage:
    Please do not smoke near our petrol pumps
    Your life may not be worth much but our petrol is
  5. In an office:
    Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken
  6. Spotted in a toilet of a New York office building:
    Toilet out of order. please use floor below
  7. Outside a secondhand shop:
    We exchange anything – bicycles, washing machines, etc. why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain
  8. Notice in health food shop window:
    Closed due to illness
  9. Spotted in a National Park:
    Bears please stay in your car
  10. On a church door:
    This is the gate of heaven. enter ye all by this door.
    This door is kept locked because of the draft.
    (please use side door.)
  11. Outside a photographer’s studio:
    Out to lunch:
    If not back by five,
    Out for dinner also
  12. Outside a disco:
    Disco Nights is the most exclusive disco in town, everyone is welcome
  13. Sign warning of quicksand:
    Quicksand. any person passing this point will be drowned.
    By order of the district council.
  14. Notice sent to residents of a Wiltshire parish:
    Due to increasing problems with letter louts and vandals we must ask anyone with relatives buried in the graveyard to do their best to keep them in order
  15. In a London department store
    Bargain basement upstairs
  16. Sign on two doors in a Kaiser building in Sacramento, California:
    Rash Door