Category: Jokes
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How Lawyer In A Marathon Wins The Race
Tommy and Alex entered the marathon event. After they’d been running for awhile, they were passed by a runner. “I know that guy,” Tommy said, “That’s Bill Rodgers he won the race a couple of years ago.” A few minutes later, another racer passed them with long, loping strides. “And that was Grete Waitz!” Alex exclaimed.…
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8 Funny Marriage Vows
My dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding day what marriage to my mom would be like. The minister asked my mom, “Do you take this man to be your husband?” She said, “I do.” Then the minister asked…
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How Confession From Irish Girl Almost Gave Her Heart Attack
An Irish girl went to London to work as a secretary and began sending home money and gifts to her parents. After a few years, they asked her to come home for a visit, as her father was getting frail and elderly. She pulled up to the family home in a Rolls Royce and stepped…
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How Does Older Man Perform This Miracle?
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor’s office for an annual checkup. The doctor asks the man how he’s feeling. The 80-year-old says, “I’ve never felt better. I have an 18-year-old wife who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?” The doctor considers his question for a minute and says, “I have…
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What 5 Men Visit A Frivolous Old Gal?
We old folks are worth a fortune now with silver in our hair, gold in our teeth, stones in our kidneys, lead in our feet, and gas in our stomachs. I have become a little older, and a few changes have come to my life since then. Frankly, I have become quite a frivolous old…
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Is Husband’s Excuse After Night Out Guts or Balls?
We’ve all heard about a husband’s excuse after a night out. Did he have the guts or balls to give them to his wife? But do you really know the difference between those types? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below… GUTS:Arriving home late after a night out…