Category: Jokes
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Three Medical Professionals At Gates Of Heaven
St. Peter greets three medical professionals at the gates of heaven. He asks each of them why deserve spending the rest of eternity in heaven. St. Peter said to the first, “And what have you done to be able to enter heaven?” “I’m a surgeon who saved countless lives.” “Enter, you’ve done a wonderful job.”…
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Funny Marriage Jokes
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever the wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, “OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.” A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded,…
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Group Therapy With Dr. Phil
Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.” He turned to the second mother and said, “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests…
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Crib From A Man’s Perspective
One night a wife found her husband standing over their newborn baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening…
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Who Wears Pants In Family?
A young couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, who was a big husky guy, tossed his pants to his bride and said, “Here, put these on.” She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. “I can’t wear…
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Coast Guard Versus Lighthouse Keepers Boat Race
The Coast Guard Management and the Lighthouse Keepers decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practised hard and long to reach their peak performance levels. On the big day they felt ready. The Lighthouse Keepers won by a mile! The Management team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Coast Guard management decided…