Category: Jokes
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Three men meet the devil get their due punishment
Three men, whom we’ll call them Ryan, Larry, and Tom, found themselves in Hell after a sinful life. They were a little confused at their present situation, and as they walked along they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever…
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Jokes only married men can understand
Advice for newly married men from the experts. My wife and I have a secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go on our anniversary?” She…
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If you love something, set it free.
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and never behaves as if…
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How a Rabbi exposes two evil brothers at a funeral
There once were two evil brothers, who were very rich but used their money to keep their evil ways out of the public eye. They attended the same temple, and to everyone else, they appeared as examples of perfect Jews. One day, their rabbi retired and a new one was hired. Not only could the…
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How a policeman deals with a speeding driver at a stop sign
A guy speeds by a stop sign and gets pulled over by a policeman. Cop says, “License and registration please.” Guy says, “What for?” Cop says, “You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.” Guy says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.” Cop says, “You still didn’t come to a…
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What does the lawyer offer the doctor after a car accident?
Why you should never accept help from a friendly lawyer. One day a doctor’s car and a lawyer’s car collided on an isolated country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from a bottle of whiskey the lawyer had in…