Category: Jokes
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Trooper Stops Beautiful Blonde Speeding in Tesla and Gets Some City Attitude
Amid the vast Texas highways, under the scorching sun and surrounded by miles of open land, State Trooper Josh was always on the lookout for any jerks on the highway. Texas had loads of speedsters, but on this particular day, a shiny, sleek Tesla with New York plates caught his attention. It zoomed past like…
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Undisputed Proof That Women Are Clever
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes.” The woman freed the frog and…
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Warning For Guys Seduced By Beautiful Women
How young women take advantage of older men.
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How Get Pay Raise
One day Margarita the maid asked the lady of the house for a pay raise. Madam was very upset about this and asked: “Now Margarita, why do you want an increase?” Margarita: “Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I clean better than you.” Madam: “Who said…
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What Did Doctor Say After Patient Gets Mauled By Giant Insect?
Every night Joe would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot giant cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar…
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What St. Peter Says After He Questions Three Women Will Surprise You
Three women met untimely deaths and arrived at the gates of heaven. At the entrance to the hallowed gates, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel for their rights to be accepted for an eternity in heaven. St. Peter asked each of the three women, “Before entering you must answer a simple question.” They replied together, “Which…