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How young women take advantage of older men.

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Parking-lot Warning For Guys

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc.

This is a warning for guys who may be regular Lowe’s, Home Depot, or Costco customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.

Here’s how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car as you are packing your merchandise into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, wearing skimpy t-shirts.

It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say “No” and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.

You agree and they get into the back seat.

On the way, they start undressing.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th.

Also September 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 20th, 21st, 23rd, 24th, and 29th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of older men.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out.

By the way¬†you never will get to eat at McDonalds and I have already lost 11 pounds just going back and forth to Lowe’s, Home Depot, and Costco.