Category: Jokes
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Arthur Davidson debates God about a motorcycle versus a woman
Arthur Davidson and God in Heaven.
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Man gets a tour of Hell that shocks him
One day, a man finds himself already dead and in hell. As he is cringing in self-pity, he has his first meeting with Satan, who explains to him what spending eternity in hell is really like. Demon: Why so glum? Guy: What do you think? I’m in hell. Demon: Hell’s not so bad. We actually…
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Administratrium, The New Element
Scientists discover the reason for bureaucratic overload The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by materials researchers at IPRT/ISU. Since the new element, tentatively named Administratium, has no protons or electrons, it has an atomic weight of 0. However, it does have one neuron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant…
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Three Accountant Jokes
Accountants have their own way of thinking, which may seem odd to most of us sometimes. Here are three examples of accountant logic, or illogic if you will, so you too can understand accountants. If you agree with the answers the accountants provide, perhaps you are meant for an accounting career. Example One Two students…
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Two brothers argue about pancakes
A mother was preparing pancakes for her young sons Jimmy and Billy. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. “If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.’” Jimmy turned to his…
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Blonde Paints Lines On Road
A blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works Department of the local county. Her assignment was to paint lines down the center of a rural road from yellow paint bucket. The supervisor told her she was on probation and she had to stay at or above an average…