A beautiful woman arrives at a party looking for a good time.
While scanning the guests, she spots an attractive man standing alone.
She approaches him, smiles and says, “Hello. My name is Carmen.”
“That’s a beautiful name,” he replies.
“Is it a family name?”
“No,” she replies.
“As a matter of fact I gave it to myself.
“It represents the things that I enjoy the most – cars and men.
“So I picked Carmen.”
“What’s your name?” she asks.
He answers “B.J. Titsengolf.”