Category: Jokes
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Short But Sweet Employee’s Prayer
Grant me the serenityTo accept the things I cannot change.The courage to change the things I cannot accept,And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those peopleI had to kill today, because they pissed me off. And also, pleaseHelp me to be carefulOf the toes, I step on today,As they may be connected to the…
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Who Has a Hot Line To God?
Both the Rabbi and the Pope have fancy phones with direct connections to God, but the phone calls don’t cost the same. The Chief Rabbi of Israel and the Pope meet in Rome. During their conversation, the Rabbi notices an unusually fancy phone on a side table in the Pope’s private chambers and asks the…
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Teenager Asks To Use Family Car, But His Dad Has Great Comeback Line
Should the teenage son drive a family car? This father is not so quick to allow his teenage son to use the family car. A teenager had just passed his road test and gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister if he could use the family’s car. His father took…
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“I Love My Job” As Imagined By Dr. Seuss
A Lost Dr. Seuss Book Memorize this little work poem and say it each day on your way to the office. I love my job,I love my job.I love the pay!I love it more and more each day. I love my boss; he’s the best!I love his boss and all the rest.I love my office…
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Smart Parrot Gets Businessman in Big Trouble
When is a parrot smarter than a businessman? Read on to find out. A businessman discovers the passenger next to him, in the first-class cabin, is a parrot. They both take off and the stewardess asks what they would like to drink. “Glenlivet on the rocks with a twist,” says the parrot. The businessman orders…
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Shocking Description of Candy Kiss From Little Girl in School
A little boy’s first day in school and a teacher was going to play a “guessing game.” She passed out different items to each of the students and proceeded to asked each student what item they received. When it was the new boy’s turn, the teacher gave him a candy kiss. She said, “Do you…