man at laptop facing evening skyline

Short But Sweet Employee’s Prayer

Grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change.

The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today, because they pissed me off.

And also, please
Help me to be careful

Of the toes, I step on today,
As they may be connected to the ass
That I might have to kiss tomorrow.

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