Doris, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money.
She decided to go to the richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handywoman.
At the first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Doris, “Yeah, I have a job for you. How would you like to paint the porch?”
“Sure that sounds great!” said Doris.
“Well, how much do you want me to pay you?” asked the man.
“Is fifty bucks all right?” Doris asked.
“Yeah, great. You’ll find the paint and ladders you’ll need in the garage.”
The man went back into his house to his wife who had been listening.
“Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?” asked the wife.
“Well, she must, she was standing right on it!” her husband replied.
About 45 minutes later, Doris knocked on the door.
“I’m all finished,” she told the surprised homeowner.
The man was amazed. “You painted the whole porch?”
“Yeah,” Doris replied, “I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!”
The man reached into his wallet to pay her.
“Oh, and by the way,” she said, “That’s not a Porche, it’s a Ferrari.”
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