Category: Jokes
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Cheating Wife Caught In The Act
“So let me get this straight,” the prosecutor says to the defendant, “you came home from work early and found your cheating wife in bed with another man.” “That’s correct,” says the defendant. “Upon which,” continues the prosecutor, “you take out your gun and shoot your cheating wife, killing her instantly.” “That’s correct,” says the…
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Solving The Bat Problem
Three ministers were talking about their concerns with the infestation of bats in the belfry of their churches. The first complained: “I shot at them with a shotgun, but it only spoiled the woodwork.” The second minister said: “I tried a more humane approach by first netting them and then releasing them 10 miles away.…
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Elderly Driver On I-95
An elderly man was driving on the highway. His cell phone rang. He heard his wife urgently warning him, “Honey, there’s a news flash about a car going the wrong way on Interstate 95. Please be careful.” He answered, “It’s not just one car.” “There are hundreds of them!” Funny version by a comedian You…
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Genie and Three Women
Three beautiful women were stranded on a desert island after a shipwreck: a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. One day after several months of living on the desert island, they saw something glittering in the sand near the shore. As they get closer to the mysterious object, the realize that it is a lantern.…
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How Man Deals With Silent Treatment
One night a man slowly enters into a bar looking depressed. The bartender asks him, “What will it be?” The guy says, “Oh, just a beer.” The bartender asks him, “What’s wrong? Why so blue today?”. The man said “My wife and I got into a fight, and she said she would not talk to…
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Mother’s Clever Response To Daughter Marrying An Atheist
A daughter arrived home from a date totally disappointed. She told her mom, “Ronnie proposed marriage to me tonight.” The mom said, “So what’s to be sad about?” “He told me he was an atheist. But he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell.” The wise mother said, “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us,…