Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Naked woman gets into taxi
A naked woman got into a taxi. The taxi driver looked her up and down. Naked woman: That’s rude, have you never seen a naked woman before? Taxi driver: I sure have. Naked woman: Then why are you looking me up and down for so long? Let’s go! Taxi driver: To see if you have…
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Guide to life over 50
Funny things start happening at 50 years of age. Q: Where can men over the age of 50 find young, sexy, women who are interested in them?A: Try a bookstore under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish…
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Single Question At Job Interview
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. An old friend who once saved your life. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.…
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Secret of Fishing
No one in this town could catch any fish except this one man. The game warden asked him how he did it so the man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day. Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite,…
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Bumper Stickers About Health and Fitness
Health and Fitness The Bumper Sticker Method If you are what you eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy. So many cats, so few recipes. Save the trees: wipe your butt with an owl. EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip-mine the other planets later. I don’t have a beer gut: I have a protective covering for my rock…
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Bumper Stickers About Computers
An Apple a day keeps Windows away. Double your drive space. Delete Windows. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. The box said Windows 10…