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Naked woman gets into taxi

A naked woman got into a taxi.

The taxi driver looked her up and down.

Naked woman: That’s rude, have you never seen a naked woman before?

Taxi driver: I sure have.

Naked woman: Then why are you looking me up and down for so long? Let’s go!

Taxi driver: To see if you have any money on you, without the money I am not moving!