Health and Fitness
The Bumper Sticker Method
- If you are what you eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy.
- So many cats, so few recipes.
- Save the trees: wipe your butt with an owl.
- EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip-mine the other planets later.
- I don’t have a beer gut: I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
- Rehab is for quitters.
- I’m a vegetarian – I eat anything that eats greens.
- I said “no” to drugs, but they didn’t listen.
- I have the body of a god: Buddha.
- Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.
- Say “NO” to drugs: that will bring the prices down.
- Every time I hear the word “exercise,” I wash my mouth with chocolate.
- Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
- I get enough pushing my luck.
- Fat people are hard to kidnap.
- Getting on your feet means getting off your butt.
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