Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Humorous Report On How 15 Types of Professions Hunt Elephants Will Make You Smile
MATHEMATICIANS hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left. Experienced mathematicians will attempt to prove the existence of at least one unique elephant before proceeding to step 1 as a subordinate exercise. Professors of mathematics will prove the existence of at least…
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What Drunk Man Said As He Staggered Into Bar
A guy walks through front door of a neighborhood bar. Clearly a drunk man, he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs him that it seems he has already had plenty to drink, so the bartender is not…
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Name The NFL Team
Can you name the NFL team from these clues?
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Name The NFL Team Quiz – answers
Answers for the name the NFL team quiz?
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Cannibals and Pepsi-Cola
Discover shocking news about what cannibals did with the missing plane crew in Africa. An airplane full of a Pepsi shipment flying over Africa had a malfunction and crashed in one of the remotest parts of the continent. Immediately, the Pepsi-Cola Company sent investigators to find out the fate of the missing plane and its…
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Beautiful Blonde Painter Makes Huge Mistake On The Job
Doris, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handywoman. At the first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Doris, “Yeah, I have a job for you. How would you like to paint…