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Cannibals and Pepsi-Cola

Discover shocking news about what cannibals did with the missing plane crew in Africa.

An airplane full of a Pepsi shipment flying over Africa had a malfunction and crashed in one of the remotest parts of the continent.

Immediately, the Pepsi-Cola Company sent investigators to find out the fate of the missing plane and its crew.

They searched the region where the malfunction occurred and stumbled on a tribe of cannibals.

They found the chief of the tribe and questioned him if he knew anything about the plane crash.

The Chief said he did.

When asked about the whereabouts of the plane crew, the elder cannibal replied,

“We ate the crew and we drank the Pepsi.”

The rescue crew was horrified at the news.

One investigator asked, “Did you eat their legs?”

The elder cannibal answered, “We ate their legs along the Pepsi.”

Another rescuer inquired, “Did you also eat their arms?”

The chief said, “We did eat their arms, and we drank the Pepsi.”

After looking  perplexed for a minute, a third person asked,

“Did you… you know…eat their…’ things’?”

The elder cannibal emphatically answered, “Of course not.”

“No?” asked the investigator.

“No,” replied the chief, “Things go better with Coca-Cola.”

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