Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Whimsical Diet Cheater’s Rules That Will Make You Smile
Seriously, take the ten rules above with a grain of salt, not sugar. DOWNLOAD PDF VERSION OF DIET CHEATER’S RULES
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Redneck Gas Station Has Very Unusual Contest
The redneck gas station was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. The winner has to guess a number between one to ten to win the prize. Two rednecks filled their motorcycles full of gasoline and went to pay the gas station attendant. “I’m thinking of a number…
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Can Polish Remover Be Grounds For a Divorce?
A Polish guy married an American after he had been in the United States for a year or two. Although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Then one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked if he could arrange a divorce for him – “very quick.” The lawyer…
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Actual Comments on Medical Patient’s Charts
She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. The patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. On the second day, the knee was better, and on the third day, it disappeared. The patient is tearful and…
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18 Church Bloopers on Signs
Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help. Do you know what hell is? Come hear our preacher. Thursday night is Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Smith, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Jeb Smith. This afternoon…
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Frustrated Theater Usher Calls Police For Uncooperative Movie Goer
A man is totally sprawled across his seat and passed out during a performance. When the theater usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry, sir, but you’re blocking people wanting to pass through.” The man groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became impatient. “If you don’t get up from there,…