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Actual Comments on Medical Patient’s Charts

She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

The patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

On the second day, the knee was better, and on the third day, it disappeared.

The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 2019.

Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.

Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

The patient refused autopsy.

The patient has no previous history of suicides.

The patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

The patient’s medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40-pound weight gain in the past three days.

The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

Since she can’t get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to work her up.

She is numb from her toes down.

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

The skin was moist and dry.

Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

The patient was alert and unresponsive.

Rectal examination revealed a normal-sized thyroid.

She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.

I saw your patient today, who is still in our car for physical therapy.

Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus-sized.

The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.

Skin: somewhat pale but present.

The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

The patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agreed.

A large brown stool ambulates the hall.

The patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

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