Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Every Object Has A Gender
Copiers are Female: once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. Ziploc Bags are Male: they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Sponges are Female: they’re soft, squeezable and…
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Green Canaries
A lady went to a pet shop to purchase a couple of canaries. “I’d like to buy two yellow canaries,” she told the owner. “We don’t have any canaries, but we have these lovely birds for sale,” he said as he displayed some pale green parakeets. “But that’s not what I’m looking for,” the lady…
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Comprehensive List of Laws of Life
Chuckle as we give you 20 comical angles on life’s laws. Go from “Dennison’s Law,” where virtue is its own punishment, to the “Law of Selective Gravity,” which dictates that the messiest item in the room will always fall on your freshly cleaned floor. LYNCH’S LAWWhen the going gets tough – everyone leaves. HARRISON’S POSTULATEFor…
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Little Girl As Fairy Godmother
After watching the movie Cinderella, four-year-old Becky started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother. “Make three wishes,” she told her mom, “and I’ll grant them.” Her mom asked for world peace. Becky swung her wand and proclaimed the request fulfilled. Next, her mom wished for a cure for…
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10 Question Barbie Trivia Quiz For Friends and Family
1. Who is the person credited for designing Barbie dolls along with help from engineer Jack Ryan? 2. Who was the company that originally made the Barbie dolls? 3. The creator had an idea for an adult-figured doll. Her husband did not like the idea. However, on a trip to Germany in 1956, she discovered…
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Love Versus Marriage One-Liners
Do dreams meet reality after marriage? While love may feel like dancing on air, marriage is about partnerships for life. The highs and comforting lows of this journey, can be exhilarating or depressing at times. Humor helps couples to put their trials and tribulations in perspective. Smile and nod along as these one-liners highlight the…