- Ziploc Bags are Male: they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
- Copiers are Female: once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
- A Tire is Male: it goes bald and it’s often over-inflated.
- A Hot Air Balloon is Male: to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there’s the hot air part.
- Sponges are Female: they’re soft, squeezable and retain water.
- A Web Page is Female it’s always getting hit on.
- A Subway is Male: it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
- An Hour glass is Female: over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
- A Hammer is Male: because it hasn’t changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it’s handy to have around.
- A Remote Control is Female: it gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
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