Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Pending Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?” “It is made…
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18 Question Fun Quiz
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it. What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? “Dam!” What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. What do you call a boomerang that…
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Rules For Girlfriend 8.0 To Wife 1.0 Swap
“Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 8.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization…
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18 Reasons You Might Be A Computer Geek
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Elderly Man Visits The Doctor With Embarrassing Problem
An elderly man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, accompanied by his wife. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the elderly gentleman, “I need a urine and stool sample from you.” Being hard of hearing, he looks at his wife and asks, “What does he want?” His wife answers in…
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9 Funny Habits of Women Shoppers
Even time has no meaning at all to a lot of women shoppers. My wife left one morning on one of her now famous shopping expeditions announcing, “I’m going to do some shopping. I’ll be back in about $500.00 or so.” Woman shopper trying on outfit to saleslady: “It looks too much like something I…