female computer geek tech background

18 Reasons You Might Be A Computer Geek

  1. Choosing between buying a gift for your spouse and upgrading your RAM is a problem.
  2. You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.
  3. In college, you thought Spring Break was a metal fatigue failure.
  4. The salespeople at the computer store can’t answer any of your questions.
  5. At an air show, you know how fast the skydivers are falling.
  6. For your spouse’s birthday, you gave a new computer tablet or a wearable band.
  7. You can type 70 words per minute but you can’t read your own handwriting.
  8. You comment to your spouse that straight hair is parallel.
  9. You sit backward on Disney rides so you can see how they do the special effects.
  10. You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.
  11. You have more friends on the internet than in real life.
  12. You look forward to Christmas so you can put together the kids’ toys.
  13. You see a good design… and just ‘have’ to change it.
  14. You spent more on your computer than you did on your wedding ring.
  15. You still own a slide rule… and know how to use it.
  16. You think that people yawning around you are sleep-deprived.
  17. Your computer costs more than your car.
  18. Your spouse hasn’t the foggiest idea what you do at work.

Ahumorsite is supported by its audience. If you make a purchase through an advertisement on this site we may receive a commission at no cost to you.