You Might Be A Computer Geek If

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  1. Choosing between buying flowers for your wife and upgrading your RAM is a problem.
  2. You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.
  3. In college, you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.
  4. The salespeople at the computer store can’t answer any of your questions.
  5. At an air show, you know how fast the skydivers are falling.
  6. For your wife’s birthday you gave her a new computer tablet or a wearable band.
  7. You can type 70 words per minute but you can’t read your own handwriting.
  8. You comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.
  9. You sit backwards on Disney rides so you can see how they do the special effects.
  10. You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.
  11. You have more friends on the internet than in real life.
  12. You look forward to Christmas so you can put together the kids’ toys.
  13. You see a good design… and just ‘have’ to change it.
  14. You spent more on your computer than you did on your wedding ring.
  15. You still own a slide rule… and know how to use it.
  16. You think that people yawning around you are sleep deprived.
  17. Your computer costs more than your car.
  18. Your wife hasn’t the foggiest idea what you do at work.