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Rules For Girlfriend 8.0 To Wife 1.0 Swap

“Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 8.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity.

Apps such as Poker Night and Beer Bash no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can not seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system.

I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 8.0 but uninstall does not work on this program.

Can you help me?”

Sam Clueless

Dear Sam Clueless:

This is a common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception.

People upgrade from Girlfriend 8.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a “UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT” program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything.

WARNING: DO NOT TRY TO: Un-install, delete or purge the program from the system once installed.

Trying to uninstall Wife 1.0 can be disastrous.

Doing so may destroy your hard drive or cloud.

Trying to uninstall or remove Wife 1.0 will destroy valuable system resources.

You can not go back to Girlfriend 8.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.

Some have tried to install Girlfriend 9.0 or Wife 2.0 but ended up with more problems than the original system.

Look in your manual under Warning: Alimony/Child Support.

Many have tried to run Girlfriend 8.0 in the background, while Wife 1.0 is running.

Eventually, Wife 1.0 detects Girlfriend 8.0 and a system conflict occurs, this can lead to a non-recoverable system crash.

Some users have tried to download similar products such as Fling and OneNiteStand.

Often their systems have become infected with a virus.

I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs).

You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur.

The best course of action will be to push the apologize button and then reset button as soon as lock-up occurs.

The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all GPFs.

Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high maintenance.

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