Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Why Men Do Not Get Depressed
29 reasons why men are happier than women The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on…
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24 Funny Bumper Stickers
Comments on life in a few words The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them. Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive. You’re just jealous because…
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Easy Living
Here are ten ways to tell if you are living on nothing. You attend a weekly coupon club. You’ve been driving on the spare tire for over three months. Fast food is your idea of fine dining. You spend more time counting change during a week than you spend at church. You’re outraged when the…
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Senior Food Order
An elderly couple sits on a park bench in front of a large pond. On the other side of the pond, vendors are selling foods of all types. The wife turns to her husband and says, “I could really go for an ice cream cone.” He says, “Well, I’ll get you one.” She says, “But…
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17 Signs Of A Bad Date
Dating can be a thrilling adventure, but sometimes, you find yourself on a date that doesn’t quite hit the mark. While not every date will be a match made in heaven, there are clear signals that suggest you might be sailing towards the wrong port. Keep an eye out for these 17 signs that things…
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She Said, He Said
Ethan and Emma were browsing in a tech store, eyeing the latest gadgets that promised to change their lives in unimaginable ways. Ethan, being the tech-savvy guy he was, couldn’t resist the pull of a sleek smartwatch displayed front and center. He loved its features, imagining all the ways it would fit in his life.…