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Comments on life in a few words
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
So you’re a feminist – Isn’t that cute!
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
My kid had sex with your honor student.
I’m just driving this way to piss you off.
Keep honking: I’m reloading.
I don’t have to be dead to donate my organ.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather – Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
God must love stupid people, he made so many.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
I know what you’re thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
Sex on television can’t hurt you unless you fall off.
Cover me, I’m changing lanes.
Learn from your parent’s mistakes: use birth control.