Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Man’s Guide To Outdoor Grilling
There is the only type of outdoor grilling a “real” man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following are step-by-step instructions for “The Real Man’s Guide To Grilling.” The woman goes to the store. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places…
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Definition of Cheap HMO
Ten Signs of a Cheap HMO Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters. Directions to your doctor’s office include, “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.” The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter. The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is…
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Blonde Loses Her Mind
Gail Thompson, 19, a resident of Dallas, while visiting her in-laws went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the…
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Origin of Obesity
Biblical Interpretation on the Origin Of Obesity In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. And the Earth was without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And Satan said, “It doesn’t get any better than this.” And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light.…
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Uncommon Wisdom
16 Humorous Quotes To Relieve Stress Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. Some mistakes are too much fun to…
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Do You Act Like A Boy Or A Girl?
Use this list to find out your personality. A boy or a girl? You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose. You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it will hit him in the nose. You dress your little girl…