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Man’s Guide To Outdoor Grilling

man's guide to grillingThere is the only type of outdoor grilling a “real” man will do.

When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following are step-by-step instructions for “The Real Man’s Guide To Grilling.”

The woman goes to the store.

The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill.

The man places the meat on the grill.

The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.

The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.

The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.

After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off.”

Now you have “The Real Man’s Guide to Outdoor Grilling.”