Author: Leonard Kreicas
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This Happens Only In America
ONLY IN AMERICA Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. There are handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. Drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. People order double…
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14 Life Lessons My Mother Taught Me
My Mother taught me LOGIC… “If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can’t go to the store with me.” My Mother taught me MEDICINE… “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they’re going to freeze that way.” My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD… “If you don’t pass your spelling test,…
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Find out the real reason people get tired at work.
I’m always too tired to do the work. For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job. Now I found out the real reason: I’M OVERWORKED. The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the…
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How to master a relationship. Know these 10 Commandments.
Ten Commandments on the relationship between men and women. Once you memorize these simple principles about men and women, you can live in harmony forever. Smart man + smart woman = Romance Smart man + dumb woman = Pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = Affair Dumb man + dumb woman = Marriage A man will…
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Top Ten Signs of PMS (PostMenopausal Syndrome)
Worried about PostMenopausal Syndrome (PMS)? Here is a handy checklist for women who believe they suffer from PMS. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. You’re using your…
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How a Rabbi exposes two evil brothers at a funeral
There once were two evil brothers, who were very rich but used their money to keep their evil ways out of the public eye. They attended the same temple, and to everyone else, they appeared as examples of perfect Jews. One day, their rabbi retired and a new one was hired. Not only could the…