Category: Lists

  • 23 Twisted Rules On Flying

    23 Twisted Rules On Flying

    Follow these simple principles for a quick guide to flying an airplane. Maybe they don’t cover everything, but they’re a start. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, it gets smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get…

  • 33 Creative Epitahs on Cemetery Headstones

    33 Creative Epitahs on Cemetery Headstones

    Epitaphs for the most part have a loving and serious message. Some gravestones though have funny epitaphs as a parting thought. Digital headstones have appeared lately. For interesting tidbits see below. The following is a list of 33 such gems. ~ MERV GRIFFIN ~I will not be right backAfter this messageJuly 6, 1925 – August…

  • 7 Funny Things Kid Said to Adults

    7 Funny Things Kid Said to Adults

    POLICE OFFICER IN SCHOOL While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little boy about five years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?” “Yes,” I answered and continued writing the report. “My father said if I ever needed help I…

  • 16 Essential Rules For Kitchen Sanity

    16 Essential Rules For Kitchen Sanity

    Welcome to my kitchen where recipes are more for YouTubers than here. In this home the kitchen is a place where take-out containers gather, and ‘cooking’ is synonymous with ‘why bother?’. These 16 rules are about less fuss and more fun, with the secret ingredient being not having to cook at all. If a messy…

  • What 5 Questions Do Men Hate To Answer?

    What 5 Questions Do Men Hate To Answer?

    The five most common unanswerable questions feared by men: What are you thinking about? Do you love me? Do I look fat? Do you think she is prettier than me? What would you do if I died? What makes these unanswerable questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major…

  • 34 Seminars Men Wish They Could Give To Women

    34 Seminars Men Wish They Could Give To Women

    The male staff will be offering a series of seminars for women of all marital status: please note, that this homework is mandatory. Entertain Your Man Like A Pole Dancer Combating the Impulse to Nag You Can Change the Oil Too PMS – Learning to Sleep Over at Mother’s How to Fill a Beer Mug…