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Funny excuses why I missed the target

101 Reasons for missing the target If you need an excuse why you missed the target here are 101 choices to choose from. There was a fly in my sight. The wind was blowing. I all of a sudden got a really bad headache. I didn’t pull the trigger. There was a mosquito and I […]

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25 Accountant Jokes

Want to trash accountants? Here are 25 ways to make fun of them with these accountant jokes. 1. Why did the accountant cross the road? Because she looked in the files and did what they did last year. 2. Be audit you can be. 3. It’s accrual world. 4. It’s 4:04. Do you know where […]

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Ten mistakes we all make

Have you been guilty of these 10 mistakes? Welcome to the club, because everyone has committed these mistakes at least once. You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7 pm instead of 7 am. The radio station doesn’t tell you who sung that last song. You rub on hand cream and can’t turn […]

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Funny Voicemail Greetings

Ditch boring voicemail greetings Here’s 14 funny ones to make the caller smile. If you are a burglar, then we’re at home cleaning our weapons and can’t come to the phone. Otherwise, we may be home or not so leave a message. My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but we’ll […]

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15 examples of mean humor

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. I have plenty of talent and vision. I […]

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Ideal Man List at 22 and 42

Ideal Man For A Woman Original List (at age 22) Handsome Charming A financial success A caring listener Witty A body like Adonis Dresses with style Appreciates the finer things in life Full of thoughtful surprises An imaginative and romantic lover Revised List (at age 42) Not too ugly Doesn’t belch or scratch in public […]