Last night I was sitting in the living room watching the news on television.

After seeing a guying living on a life-support system, I said to her:

“I would never want to live in such a vegetative state like him – dependent on some machine with fluids from a bottle.

If that ever happens to me, just pull the plug.”

She walked into the living room, unplugged the TV, and then threw out my beer.

She can be such a shrew sometimes.