Last night I was sitting in the living room watching the news on television.
After seeing a guy living on a life-support system, I said to her:
“I would never want to live in such a vegetative state, depending on some machine with fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens to me, just pull the plug.”
She walked into the living room, unplugged the TV, and then threw out my beer.
She can be such a shrew sometimes.
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