man watches TV in recliner

Wife Pulls Plug On Husband

Last night I was sitting in the living room watching the news on television.

After seeing a guy living on a life-support system, I said to her:

“I would never want to live in such a vegetative state, depending on some machine with fluids from a bottle.

If that ever happens to me, just pull the plug.”

She walked into the living room, unplugged the TV, and then threw out my beer.

She can be such a shrew sometimes.

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