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Triple Scotch At The Bar

A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The bartender pours him the drink and the guy downs it in one gulp. “Wow,” says the bartender, “Something bad must have happened.” Yeah it did, he said. “I came home early today, went up to the bedroom, and found my wife having sex […]

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Quick Relationship Quiz

A dog is truly a man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?

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Husband finds out awful truth

What happens at home when a husband is out fishing. Wife makes a bad remark to her husband.

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Romantic note from wife

A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you! The […]

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Irishman celebrates impending doom in a pub?

An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Murphy in the eye and said, “I’ve got some bad news for you … you have cancer and it can’t be cured. I’d give you two weeks to a month.” Murphy, shocked and saddened […]

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Magical Elevator

A boy and his father were visiting a mall for the very first time in their lives. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked,” What is this, dad?” The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, […]