Tag: work
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How to keep a healthy level of insanity
20 WaYs To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnE Send e-mail messages that advertise free pizza, doughnuts, etc., in the break room. When people complain that there was nothing their, lean back, rub your stomach, and say, “You’ve got to be faster than that.” Every time someone asks you to do…
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Find out the real reason people get tired at work.
I’m always too tired to do the work. For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job. Now I found out the real reason: I’M OVERWORKED. The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the…
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When never is better than being late.
Ever wonder why you get to work looking like crap? Here is the answer: Promise it will not happen again!
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Coast Guard Versus Lighthouse Keepers Boat Race
The Coast Guard Management and the Lighthouse Keepers decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practised hard and long to reach their peak performance levels. On the big day they felt ready. The Lighthouse Keepers won by a mile! The Management team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Coast Guard management decided…
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Marketing Explained
The buzz word in today’s business world is MARKETING. However, people often ask for a simple explanation of “Marketing.” Well, here it is: You’re a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing. You’re at a party with a…
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Government Jobs
A guy stopped at a local gas station and, after filling his gas tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and watched a couple of men working at their government jobs along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three…