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A guy stopped at a local gas station and, after filling his gas tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink.

He stood by his car to drink his cola and watched a couple of men working at their government jobs along the roadside.

One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on.

The other man came along behind him and filled in the hole.

While one was digging a new hole, the other was 25 feet behind filling in the hole.

The men worked right past the guy with the soft drink and went on down the road.

“I can’t stand this,” the observer said tossing his can into a trash can and headed down the road to the men.

“Hold it, hold it,” he said to them.

“Can you tell me what’s going on here with all your digging and refilling?”

“Well, we work for the government and we’re just doing our jobs,” one of them said.

“But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up.

You’re not accomplishing anything.

Aren’t you wasting the taxpayers’ money?”

“You don’t understand, mister,” one of the men said, leaning on his shovel and wiping his brow.

“Normally there’s three of us: me, Elmer and Leroy.

I dig the hole, Elmer sticks in the tree, and Leroy here puts the dirt back.

Elmer’s government job’s been cut . . . so now it’s just me an’ Leroy.”