Tag: work
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New employee handbook
This job guide outlines how a new employee should behave at his or her new job.
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Construction Crew At Work
Picture proves why construction work is so expensive.
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McDonalds Employment Application
A fictional job application submitted to McDonald’s NameCharlie Crapworthy Desired positionReclining. HA, but seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place. Desired salary$185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible make an offer…
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Corporate Ball Structure
After a two year long study, The National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America’s recreation preferences: The sport of choice for unemployed people is: BASKETBALL The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: BOWLING The sport of choice for front line workers is: FOOTBALL The sport of choice for supervisors is:…
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Comments You Will Never Hear In The Theater
What you will never hear a stage manager, producer, director, actor, designer, technical director, choreographer, or the stage crew say while at work in the theater.
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Office Christmas Party
December 1st TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I’m happy to inform you that the office Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi’s Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots of spiked eggnog and a small band playing traditional carols … feel free to sing along. And don’t be surprised if our CEO shows up…