Tag: work
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Short But Sweet Employee’s Prayer
Grant me the serenityTo accept the things I cannot change.The courage to change the things I cannot accept,And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those peopleI had to kill today, because they pissed me off. And also, pleaseHelp me to be carefulOf the toes, I step on today,As they may be connected to the…
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“I Love My Job” As Imagined By Dr. Seuss
A Lost Dr. Seuss Book Memorize this little work poem and say it each day on your way to the office. I love my job,I love my job.I love the pay!I love it more and more each day. I love my boss; he’s the best!I love his boss and all the rest.I love my office…
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11 Sarcastic Tips Managers Wish They Could Give Their Associates
Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. If it’s a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it’s going. That helps. Always leave without telling anyone where you’re going. It gives me…
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25 Accountant Jokes
Want to trash accountants? Here are 25 ways to make fun of them with these accountant jokes. 1. Why did the accountant cross the road? Because she looked in the files and did what they did last year. 2. Be audit you can be. 3. It’s accrual world. 4. It’s 4:04. Do you know where…
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Administratrium, The New Element
Scientists discover the reason for bureaucratic overload The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by materials researchers at IPRT/ISU. Since the new element, tentatively named Administratium, has no protons or electrons, it has an atomic weight of 0. However, it does have one neuron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant…
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Three Accountant Jokes
Accountants have their own way of thinking, which may seem odd to most of us sometimes. Here are three examples of accountant logic, or illogic if you will, so you too can understand accountants. If you agree with the answers the accountants provide, perhaps you are meant for an accounting career. Example One Two students…