Tag: work

  • Winning Retail Game

    The simple trick of how a smart small store owner outwitted his brutal competition. The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival […]

  • How to think on your feet

    A customer tried to buy half a head of lettuce in the local supermarket. The youthful produce assistant told him the store only sells whole heads of lettuce. The man persisted and asked to see the manager. The boy said he’d ask his supervisor about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to […]

  • Single Question At Job Interview

    You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. An old friend who once saved your life. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. […]

  • Bumper Stickers About Careers and Success

    Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you! I didn’t climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian! Excess is never too much in moderation. Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly). Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil. To err is human, to blame it on […]

  • Government Workers At Their Job

    Joke about working for the government. Two workmen were approached by a passer by who asked what they were doing… “Well, we work for the government,” one of the men said. “But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up. You’re not accomplishing anything. Aren’t you wasting the taxpayers’ money?” […]

  • New employee handbook

    This job guide outlines how a new employee should behave at his or her new job.