Tag: women
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Top Ten Signs of PMS (PostMenopausal Syndrome)
Worried about PostMenopausal Syndrome (PMS)? Here is a handy checklist for women who believe they suffer from PMS. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. You’re using your…
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Doctor examines woman patient in office
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, “Do you know what I’m doing?”…
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Three Wise Women Bring Gifts To Manger
What would have happened if 3 Wise Women bought gifts to manger instead of 3 Wise Men? They would have asked directions Arrived on time Helped deliver the baby Cleaned the stable Made a casserole Brought practical gifts But what they would have said when they left…? “Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing…
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How To Please A Woman or Man
A man will go to the ends of the earth to please a woman. She just has to show up without clothes. HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN Worship her Die for her Go to the ends of the earth for her Pledge undying love for her Make passionate love to her Tell her she’s always…
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Man caught riding the wrong bicycle
A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets the word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the…
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Pregnancy Questions Answered
Answers To 10 Common Pregnancy Questions Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex? A:Childbirth. Q: My…