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Finding The Ideal Wife

When I was a young teenager, 13-14, I started to notice girls and decided I wanted one of my own. Not having much success until I turned about 16, when I finally found a girl, but unfortunately, there was no passion. So, I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life and […]

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Worried Housewife

The worried housewife sprang to the cell phone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. “How are you, honey?” she said. “What kind of a day are you having?” “Oh, mother,” said the housewife, breaking into bitter tears. “I’ve had such a bad day. The baby won’t eat […]

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Pest-control inspector with cheating wife

Pest-control inspector caught by husband A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. “Quick,” said the woman to her lover, “into the closet!” She bundled him in the closet stark naked. The husband, […]

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Mistaken Identity

┬áThe Virile Photographer After years of frustration, the Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, “I’m off. The man should be here soon”. Half an hour later, just by chance, a […]

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Wife Naked On Bed

Husband Discovers Panting Wife Naked On Bed A husband comes home early from work early one day, and finds his wife┬ánaked panting on his bed. “Honey,” she said thinking quickly, “I think I’m having a heart attack!” He immediately calls his family doctor from his cell phone, but he notices his young son crying in […]

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Cheating Wife Caught In The Act

Cheating wife caught in the act What would you do if you saw your cheating wife with another man? Get revenge on her lover or her? In this fictional account of the trial, the husband states his case. “So let me get this straight,” the prosecutor says to the defendant, “you came home from work […]