Truisms encapsulate common sense definitions in clever new ways that challenge the status quo.
I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good judgment. A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome, as a solution to the problem. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in…
List of funny classic riddles to amuse kids and adults, even if they groan at the answer. Q: What can run, but never walk? Has a mouth, but never talks? Has a head, but never cries? Has a bed, but never sleeps?A: A river. Q: The man who made it doesn’t want it. The man…
Life’s Lessons To Share God grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to find the ones I do like, and the eyesight to tell the difference between them. Now that I am older, here’s what I have to share with you:
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags? If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do? If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of? If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? If…
Comments on life in a few words The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them. Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive. You’re just jealous because…
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it. What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? “Dam!” What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. What do you call a boomerang that…