Tag: seniors
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Life Stages Explained
On the first day God created the cow. God said, “You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years.” The cow said, “That’s a kind of a tough…
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Successful Gallbladder Operation
An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death’s door due to an infected gallbladder. The surgeon who removed the gallbladder was adamant that his patients be up and walking in the hall the day after surgery, to help prevent blood clots forming in the leg veins. The nurses walked the patient in the…
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Guide to life over 50
Funny things start happening at 50 years of age. Q: Where can men over the age of 50 find young, sexy, women who are interested in them?A: Try a bookstore under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish…
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Peaceful Retirement
How a retiree tricked noisy school kids A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys full of youthful after-school enthusiasm came down…
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Senior Visits Doctor For Medical Checkup
Funny quotes flash presentation.
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Text codes for seniors
ATD – At the Doctor’s BFF – Best Friends Funeral BTW – Bring the Wheelchair BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth CBM – Covered by Medicare CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center DWI – Driving While Incontinent FWIW – Forgot Where I Was GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low GHA – Got Heartburn Again HGBM – Had…